if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
I would drag my balls through a mile of broken glass to eat pudding out of her anus
Jake was my 1st thought but I seriously thought u already did him... & then there's the getting the clap story... so I settled on Ben for my guess.
I have done Jake, not Ben. But this was fresh meat. And P.S. it was ghonnerea.
Ahh, yes. It's apparently too early in the morning to keep your partners and their std's straight.
After walking in on us in the living room, he still insisted that he slept in my bed with me afterwards.
So what's the verdict on pumpkin smoothies with vodka? I puked.
There is a good chance that the other night after a wedding reception i was at that i mailed you a drink coaster.
The cops said we could pay $250 or spend the night in jail and get 2 free meals. I might pee in mail-boxes more often
I'm so sick
I would imagine. You did most of your drinking for brazil last night.
That and I think I got food poisoning from sharing nachos with that homeless guy..
Apparently drunk me thought it was time for a career change. I woke up with a message from Mcdonalds saying that I was hired as the new cashier.
Did you send me a snapchat of your sister triple kissing two other girls?!!! You might be the greatest friend the world ever made
This is the third time my roommate and I have drunkenly hooked up. I'm starting to think she's not as straight as she says she is.
He found his first fuckbuddy I'm so proud I feel like making him a card or something
Pants are for mortals
On a scale of 1 to 10 how good of an idea would it be to pregame at the airport right now
Ten
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