is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
i'll give you all the meat in my fridge in exchange for 2 condoms.
and after you realized your puke was bright blue, you started crying hysterically and screaming, "I DON'T WANT TO BE A SMURF!" no more uv blue for you.
Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
wait so...it's like an actual thing to masturbate using the detachable shower head? WTF I thought I was being creative!
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
She somehow inhaled a tack last night, she's having surgery today.
you also choked him out with your legs on the kitchen floor..
I woke up with a bloody knee, 6 burn marks on my thigh and glitter nails If anyone asks I'm going to say You came into town
Welcome to the single world where it seems vibrator batteries are in short supply and making a sandwich while naked at 2am is relatively normal
Zach, it's Lisa from work. Was that you yeiling BALLS DEEP at me on I-25 or is it just something about me that invites that from rando creeps?
You had sex with him AND his man bun. Like not just him but also the bun.
Also I think I drunkenly signed up to be an uber driver or something because they keep emailing me to fill out a background check
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone dad. And you’re also like a second dad to me who I also send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
His hair is as curly as mine. It was like watching me go down on myself.
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