so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
They're having chugging contests. With juice. Please get me out of Utah.
you are my new fav person for making him do the walk of shame in pink footie pajamas!
Just found the bucket list I wrote when I was high...somehow I dont think "jello swimming pool" is gonna happen.
He leaned in to kiss me and I dodged him but i fell on the floor. I guess I never got up cuz I woke up on the floor and he was in his bed
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It's like I opened a door and behind it lay mythical creatures sprinklin fairy dust upon the land leading me to a pot of gold. And that gold is some delicious cock.
You were being mean. And telling everyone to suck your six inch strap on. People were not pleased
Please be lying.
Im not. Your family was creeped out
I wish on days I started my period Chipotle would come to my house with a burrito bar ... Then give me a chocolate cake and a large beer.
After that song played in the club all he kept drunkenly saying was "Birdman goes brrrrrr"
He was very considerate of my needs, he offered me pizza before and after.
so like what it comes down to is do I wanna look like a boss ass bitch or do I wanna masturbate.
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
Wait you took his virginity AND broke his bed doing it
I know! I’m the best!
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