I just came out of my doctor's office and i look into the window and i see a guy sitting in the front seat getting head.
why are you so shocked? you live in brooklyn.
guys are only as good as the porn they watch
I gave him a handjob while watching the presidential address. Needless to say, it was weird.
The only problem is i have violated all potential new years resolutions at the new years party.
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
I just don't want to have to pretend at every family function she brings him to that he didn't hit on me first
If im still in the bathroom puking when the sirens go off please distract the cops.
woke up with the dennys waiters MYSPACE link on the back of my receipt...yep one of those nights
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
We ended not having sex. I didn't want to explain that I was wearing a Unitard because all my socks and underwear were dirty.
I'm worried my skin won't stretch enough to handle this boner. Then what?
I can say with 87% certainty that i received one of the world's five greatest blow jobs since the Coolidge administration on Saturday night.
he shit on the floor last night i'm not venturing down there
jen just told me ur idea of revenge was saluting while letting his bong float away while attached to some balloons.
We are bad people. This is why we are friends. <3
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