no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
last time i saw her she was begging the broken jukebox to play lady gaga.
Stop making all the ice cubes only big enough to fit in your bong. It takes like 3 trays for a glass of ice water
just heard this guy tell a story about how he got boat head. i want his life
omg i hate the new neighbors. why cant a bitch just be hungover in peace on a wednesday morning.
I always enjoy the bewildered gaze as I buy chips, salsa and beer @ 0745.
we are blowing up condoms and making balloons and we’re drunk on the floor. You could have come to school here
They just showed up to the party with a shopping cart full stolen of naty ice cans, no boxes, just cans. Shit just got real !
like stop just cause your whole life has been one enormous reject pile does not mean that i have to suffer too
We can get drunk and battle coyotes
Really though. It's your life, live it how you want
And I do mostly. Which is why I'm now drunk in my room writing erotica
I tried to order dominos and couldn't but I accidentally placed an order for this morning. I knew I did it last night and was gonna call and cancel this morning but honestly it's coming in 30 minutes and I need it
I'm still amazed at how you managed to get Doritos in my damn front pocket without me noticing. I got crumbs everywhere.
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