He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
i just used my scantron for my final to make paper shotglasses. i'd say i passed in flying colors.
Just got the orientation leader spot. For the first two days, I will be one of the best looking guys on campus. The freshman girls will be so disappointed they settled for me when everyone else comes back.
He thought the strainer was a giant bowl to puke in.
Word is he has some crazy hawaiian STD
just an fyi, false alarm on the whole ghonnorea thing. you're safe.
Made fish tank punch. It's like trash can punch but in a fish tank. Also, my dad saw a picture I uploaded on Facebook and called me a pussy for only making 10 gallons.
He's a forty-something balding gay man with no boundaries or sense of social norms. Of course we should befriend him.
Oh you know same old same old. just eating pizza after faking extreme night terrors to get a one night stand to leave my apartment
Rick two cubicles down puked and that triggered three others puking into their trash cans as well. The janitorial staff hates it when we go drinking on a work night.
I remember us getting kicked out of the bar, but neither of us know why. We woke up next to chicken bones on a plate with spoons, and my car has mud all over it including places where feet shouldn't be, like the speakers on the car door.
New vibrator arrived today.
How was it?
Who are these wee mortals we call men?
Your cousin just directly asked you for nudes
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
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