I found your undies. They were wrapped around my leg.
don't go home with that guy from jersey
i know, not worth the blood test
Why are handjobs necessary in class?
Either your mom needs to stop making spagetti or we need to lay off the anal. I cant tell you how much im in pain.
Spagetti cuz im not giving up the other one.
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
She even gives head with a lisp.
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
I'm drinking nothing but vodka and coffee for the next 48 hours. For science.
5% want to drink juice and feel better, 95% just want to touch your butt
Okay Im still jerking off but now with the Reality of Law School Looming In The Distance
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
Am I getting cock blocked by karaoke? That's a first.
All i remember from last night was that i was sitting on the toilet for a good hour eating a philly cheesesteak hotpocket... then i woke up... in my bed.
We were having sex and he started doing some weird swivel move. I was like wtf and he said sorry just trying to pop my knee.
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
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