When I saw him standing at full height, I realized exactly how much his body structure reminds me of his penis.
I just asked my hair stylist how many percocets she'd do my hair for.
I just want to make mistakes. Like stds that go away with antibiotics mistakes.
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
Just keep my face away from hard objects. And by that I do not mean erect penised.... those are totally fine. It's more just things like rocks, table edges, blunt objects, etc so I don't get another concussion.
I would seriously fuck her so hard, her contacts would pop out of her eyes.
I can affiliate each flavor of Copenhagen to a different one night stand. I really love Texas.
She really is something else.
Words cannot describe what though. The best way to describe her is to say it like watching a bear and a whale have sex. You don't know why it's happening or how. But it's rather funny and you can't look away.
Can't even walk I haven't tried talking but I probably can't do that either
I'm your Election Erection Connection
I retroactively revoke all sex we've ever had.
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
you know, i'm always afraid you're going to think i only want you for sex because i only text you when i'm horny
speaking of, guess what i'm thinking about
I gave him the white girl "you spilled my psl look" and walked away
Well, why would you bring gelado into a strip club?
I'm too pretty to be this sexually frustrated.
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