Microwaved placenta is very unpleasant.
my house keeper must think I'm a prostitute.
How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
come over after work tomorrow, liz and i will make all of your wildest dreams come true. so long as your wildest dreams involve drinking champagne at my house with two girls who won't have sex with you.
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
i know. like I have the nerve to talk about poverty. I eat peanut butter out of the jar.
"what's it like being a dancer turned stoner" well, i can change the netflix using my feet mid bongrip, so there's that.
But he has cupcakes AND I'm guaranteed an orgasm. .. I feel like I shouldn't even have to actually make a decision here.
Good, be his mentor. Like a tiny gay Yoda.
I definitely don't remember licking the drag queens boob.
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
My friends got engaged today and I learned the techniques of going upside down on a stripper pole. I'm not really sure who won...
Idk. The bad part of me thinks it's a good idea. The bad part is also the stupid part.
Sometimes you wanna cuddle and sometimes you wanna get blown in the bathroom.
Randomize
