I texted him about a book we both like. I was expecting a "ya great book... let's bone" response. It didn't work
I can't make any promises. I've tried my best to stay celibate. But if a guys on top of me, Im gonna tell him to stick it in.
Psycho is an understatement. U were running around the house screaming IM UNDER THE IMPERIOUS CURSE
Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
My roommate has every episode of Full House. I'm going to fail my midterm tomorrow.
I just googled if crying burns calories
college stoner meal of the day: microwaved nutrigrain bars
Guess who has two thumbs and just fell outta his car and almost peed himself
It's amazing to think about how many Obama victory sex babies are being prevented by Obamacare free contraception.
Awkward is sitting in your parking spot and making eye contact with every one of your next door neighbors two hours before you have a threesome.
Almost lost a vagina lip in the great shave of '16
Every time I download Tinder again, I hate myself a little more.
I would go disguised as someone he didn't have premature ejaculative sex with but I don't know if I could stay in character.
Chick in the kitchen making breakfast.. Yours or mine?
RESPOND QUICKLY THIS IS AN EMERGENCY!!! LITERALLY AN 11 INCH DICK!!!!! HELP.
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