i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
opening your purse in class to grab a pen only to find dollar bills and pink fuzzy handcuffs instead...that's a cool feeling
She wrote me a poem titled "Penis Flower" and it wasnt a joke
please hurry. your mom just evil laughed to herself in the kitchen like she's plotting my death.
You could probably play six degrees of separation of my cock in this city.
Just high watching the holiday fireplace channel. My space heater lends authenticity to the fire experience. Come over.
I want to play lord of the rings tonight. And by that I mean get really drunk, potentially lost, and go trekking through the woods or climbing shit. I want all of you there. You are the fellowship. This is a mass text. I am insanely high.
Just resonded to a booty call with "how much effort is required on my part?" I think I've finally reached the point of smoking too much pot
Lets get drunk and then you just wraps me into a present because that sounds like fun after the past 3 glasses of wine I drank
you're the third guy in less than 24 hours she fucked. I'm glad you lost your virginity just don't act like you climbed Mt. Everest.
Started my day with puking in a trash can.... Its gonna be a beautiful day
I just gotta say that I feel so much better now that I got some. I mean I feel like a normal functioning adult ready to contribute to society.
If you hear death cries, thats me singing. Just let me be.
I just got yelled at by a stripper for being a tease.
Bro, that'd be the third dick I've taken down in the office.
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