I think I left something in your back seat.... It was my integrity
Is it necrophilia if we're both dead?
I may have been to starbucks and 2 classes with balls still written on my face...
I wish i had more things to dip in ranch... That's the most stoner thing i've ever said
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
what if his mom answers? its like high school, but hes 30
Can you explain to me later why there's a pirate hat in my bathtub
I'm tangled in a fishing net down at the harbor. This has nothing to do with Captain Morgan. Bring wirecutters.
Sundays should be dedicated to Girl Scout cookies, sex, and super hero movies.
I think I fell in love with her when I saw her kick a freshman in the chest
Aaaaand my mom is wearing jeggings...
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
i bet he makes cat noises to excite himself.
She's throwing a party for a guy that just got out of rehab?
The only food I have to eat is weed gummies and magic mushrooms... This is peak 34
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