Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
I'm watching tv and he's trying to stick a vibrator in my ass
i deep throated a ruler to see what my limit was...
I woke up on a raft in a bath tub filled with beer. excellent night.
Everytime I see a couple on campus walking and holding hands I just want to yell he's gonna lie!
I'm at breakfast at my kid's school and I have noted at least 3 other parents with last night's red wine mouth and bleary eyes. I don't know why I always get so paranoid.
I was to drunk to walk in jimmy john's so I called and got a pickle delivered to me outside the bar , too much?
it's 10:36pm. Do you know where your penis should be?
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
So apparently someone caught him as he was falling. And carried him around the rest of the night.
what a fun peer-pressure-filled weekend
Call me and get me out of this conversation NOW. My coworker is talking to me about her birds having sex again...
Is it weird I can only picture you in my heels naked?
Be proud; I'm a versatile boyfriend
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
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