My brother and I both agreed that your boobs are fake.
the table of underagers at this wedding were seated 10ft from the open bar. currently 30 open containers on the table for 5 people. dinner hasn't even been served yet.
I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
Apparently I promised a worker at La Siesta free English lessons to make up for vomming all over the little Mariachi band.
i think the beer goggles wore off after hearing the story of her 2nd abortion
You were crying and asking his mom "why doesn't he like road head?"
I figure hes like disneyworld. You know youre only going once or twice in life. Might as well have fun and ride the rides
but I'll probably watch some porn later so it's not a complete waste of a Saturday night.
Im at that shitty point in my day where I start planning night activities while finger dipping vyvance off of my desk, you got any plans?
Happy anniversary, did you sign and mail in the divorce papers yet?
We had sex six times. In a span of 8 hours. Confirmation I don't need to go to the gym.
Probably yeah. I mean maybe one day we can be those friends that hang out naked. Not awkard at all.
He said he's going to karaoke tonight and I just spilled a bunch of Cheetos on the floor and ate them all. So that's my night.
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
Everytime I give him head I make him rub my back. Teamwork at it's finest.
Randomize