3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
you kept searching pizza on facebook and becoming a fan of each page dedicated to it
I just got hit on by my highschool french teacher. I need to stop going to this bar.
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
It's shedding
I told you penises don't tan
I know I said I was done dating 22 year olds but it's not my fault all the guys my age gave up on life and got fat
I an in a belgian bar and i cant understand shit. Trying to talk to strangers. Getting drunk until we all speak the same language. Brace for updates.
Why did I just get a ziplock baggie labeled "2010" on it from you in the mail?
Also I just sneezed literally 12 times in a row so violently...boogers everywhere. Sorry to ruin the sexting. I just felt like you had to know
The paramedics were not my fault this time.
You know you can't live off of vodka and pizza rolls forever
I'VE ALREADY MADE MY CHOICE
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
the bouncer just handed me a Starbucks bag of pound cake
My last memory of last night was being in a laundry room doing blow and admiring a washer and dryer... I think that's the earmark of old age
That time of your life is like a blur to me. There was churches, car fucking, and conservatives
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