A joint and a Nerds Rope = breakfast of champions for the unemployed
Yea. The knew something was up when i told them i had to go pick up goat milk and and and a roasted chicken at 2 am
I had to go to the bank to confirm purchases made on 10/31/09 because they were signed as Lady Gaga
I know it sounds like a good idea, but doing Spanish homework at a bar just because the owners are Mexican and they give us margaritas really wasn't the best decision.
when I sang my humps to you I meant it.
The dumpster is full of naked people swimming. I'm going to join.
That place is a DUI and an STD waiting to happen. I think I'll pass.
Dude next time u fuck on our counters will u please let me know BEFORE I make lunch.
Oh god our sink is a cavalcade of horrors. Brb sacrificing a goat and putting everything in the dishwasher forever
He asked me if I wanted to play "Edouard Mandevan," turns out that's French for Edward Winehands
So how was your new years? Did u ride a horse at 3am in zero degree weather? Because I sure did
We're not piercing ourselves today.
My philosophy is thug life and that means never having to say your sorry for stealing drinks off tables
Condoms and Ice Cream, that's all we need.
Remember when you gave their 80 year old doorman a line of molly at 5am?
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