you kept singing the copa cabana and saying HAVE A BANANA to random people on the street. you also went up to this poor short guy and hugged him while proceeding to yell I LOVE YOU CHILD MAN into his face. please tell me you're sober now
O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
I've walk of shamed through this apartment complex so many times, I think people think I live here.
May or may not have found my way onto a stripper bus. To Chicago.
I take your lack of response to mean that your hands are taped to 40 ounces of something.
You had us pull over so you could pee, you proceeded to pee in some random persons front yard while yelling "im not ashamed"
I think if wine wasn't a thing I'd give up on life.
She's cool and all but if she eats my food again I'm gonna fucking drop kick her ass. No one touches my lunchables. NO ONE.
I really don't know how I went from having a few drinks to waging war against ghosts in my apartment but here we are
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
Don't tell me you're on acid again
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
I would just like to say that I was the one who said that we should find scissors, when they were cutting your hair with a kitchen knife. I am responsible.
I still feel bad for it, even though I technically only videotaped it and helped will to distract the questioning neighbor
My toothbrush tastes like captain morgan
I'm jealous
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