Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
Me= Watching Ferngully. My neighbor= Having really loud sex including multiple orgasms
Oh God
I know, but the worst part is I'm not really sure which I'd rather be doing. Feel free to re-evaluate our friendship
Dude, I couldnt get it up cause she said her parents were home...
ok, come over...I have doritos
I had a terrible day! The only thing that makes me feel better is knowing Jack Bauers day was worse.
MRIs the morning after St. Patty's Day was a poor choice.
He just said he wasn't going to drink on Saturday because he was drinking on Thursday and Friday...we need new friends.
CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
Rather than admit to myself he's hooking up with her right now, I choose to believe that he's not responding because he's masturbating to my picture, distraught over his poor choice, and trying to forget about the one that got away with a heavy dose of meth.
I may not have eyeballs after all the drunk naked people having sex outside.
So help my penis see only you. Give him some attention as well.
When you and Blake get an apartment I want you to buy this Costco couch I'm currently passing out on.
I literally paid cover, got kicked out. Tried to explain that I was just clumsy, but mispronounced it. Then I got pissed off, stormed out..and clotheslined myself on a velvet rope. How was your night?
No,she came up with a new game: "Where is the most interesting place I can show Drew my asshole?"
So hypothetically speaking.. say someone dropped their birth control pill in a hot bowl of soup, and it possibly disintegrated.. would it be just as useful?
I'll start cleaning the house tonight darlin. So you don't have to fuck your two boytoys in the driveway the next two days.
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