Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
his prince albert piercing just severely cut the roof of my mouth. can you pick me up at the hospital if he drops me off?
What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
Reason #437 to hate Louisiana: Just went to the public bathroom at work. It was so humid the toilet seat was damp and sticky. Either it's the humidity or I sat in somebody's yesterday piss. I choose to believe the humidity.
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
I fucked my boyfriend 15 minutes before my pap test. My gyno probably thinks I hate her.
Heads up. We filled your kiddie pool with kool-aid and vodka. Things are about to get Out. Of. Hand. Quickly.
we were boning in the bathroom when her boyfriend came upstairs. I wish i could remember what happened next more clearly, because it had to have been hilarious
Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
Thursday nights need to stop happening to me.
Made fish tank punch. It's like trash can punch but in a fish tank. Also, my dad saw a picture I uploaded on Facebook and called me a pussy for only making 10 gallons.
do me a favor, I need this weekend off so can you work your magic and blow my boss again?
One day, I might be old and married wishing I could bang everyone... and that'll be a problem. So I feel in my heart it's something I need to do.
Sooooooooooooo you woke up on a rooftop. Classy
She demanded to see my stimulus package, I had to go over.
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