the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
the next time i see a chick with leggings under her jean skirt...i'm gona beat her ass with a fashion magazine...
I envy you so much. I get girls who pee on my floor and you get girls who leave in the middle of the night
& he told me 'I don't think ur a big slut-just kind of an average slut'
HE THINKS THATS A COMPLIMENT!!!!!
I just did a sobriety test in a tutu.
Just saw a dude in a banana costume get beat down by a one shoed black dude wearing a kilt...paninis is such a shit show after 10 on a Saturday
Can we just ponder our lives for a second.
No I think my brain may implode in a puff of cocaine and sparkles.
He refused to pierce my nipples, saying they are the best he's ever seen and that blemishing them would be a crime
my math prof is telling us what to do in a gun fight. i dont want to live in oakland anymore.
James is trying to butt-heads with a moose. I don't know whether I should stop him or just sit back and watch where this goes.
no strings attached, like you could fuck him and then throw him off a building right after
I believe in your delicious
I WILL KICK YOU IN THE FUCKING THROAT IF YOU EAT MY FUCKING ICE CREAM.
It's an interesting experience to pee while a bird meows at you.
You need to get out of the house more
we found her on the beach half naked talking to a palm tree
Which half?
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