God. I'm so broke I don't even have a dollar to snort my adderall through.
Quick question: how long can sperm live in a rug?
You kept making that girl eat peanuts, saying they were good for her baby..... I don't think she pregnant
and yes i will spend 10 dollars on a vibrating toothbrush to masturbate but not a calculator for my test
I walked home with an awkward asain couple. There was a language barrier but I think we're friends now.
she scratched her sororities letters into my back when she was done. i think i was part of some sick game. sick twisted sexy game
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
I just made a drug deal 100% through snap chat
He came over in a blaze orange vest with a case of beer and a shotgun yelling about "Dove Season" then passed out in the lawn. There he lies
Sounds good. I'm hoping to have my life together by next week but you never know I guess.
I'm really tired of this guy walking his chicken in my neighborhood.
we are eating waffles in the pillow fort. Still think you're too straight for a threesome?
I'll be right over.
the girl next to me was drawing sonic the hedgehog on her exam what the fuck
godspeed
I use my feet as sexual weapons
we thought it would be safer to lock you in the car alone downtown than take you back home to pass out
Randomize
