Yeah I'm pretty much like lane on gilmore girls except my mom doesn't look so mean all the time.
everytime she opens her mouth i wish that i was deaf
The only way I could have failed my exam worse is if there would have been a drug test portion
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
Thanks for putting the blue stuff in the toilet, it made me throwing up this morning more enjoyable.
My dream of liquor pitchers came true
I just put my hair into this ponytail & it looks hideous & really cool at the same time. I am dedicating it to the hangover I have
Just did coke off of a cross necklace and am headed to the strip club. Happy Easter!
I whipped my shit out and she just stared at it with a mean face. It was like a face off in a heavyweight boxing fight.
He wanted me to strip for him. I told him that we aren't at that serious of a fuck buddy relationship yet
was it wrong to tell him he's welcome in my pants any time?
I've been called an asshole for a lot of things in my life, but I never thought it would be because of potatoes
What the matter? A girl can't play some Super Mario without being accused of being high?
I woke up this morning to my panties draped around the neck of an empty bottle of bulleit. That is the perfect visual metaphor for my life at this juncture.
woke up and you werent here...its ok if we're never going to speak again but my furry hand cuffs are missing and i would like them back. thanks.
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