my dad just secretly slid me a nugg in front of my mom. remind me why I moved away for college??
you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
There's three frat guys comparing how you were in bed. apparently you have gotten worse with time
My dad is drinking wine out of a measuring cup. This explains so much.
Don't let her tell you any different. She licked the balls of my hamster for that $100. It was a group bet. She won.
No, trust me. Falling down the stairs is a fucking sobering experience.
Okay do all 29 year olds have erectile dysfunction or just the two I've slept with?
He asked for a foot job. Whatever. I guess I'm swimming in new slut waters tonight.
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
The last thing I remember was riding in a grocery cart with two strangers while a cop pushed us
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
And then she sprinted three blocks through live traffic towards McDonalds screaming "THE GOLDEN ARCHES ARE CALLING ME"
You don't have to have sex with both if us but I would like a little positive fucking regard.
We told you to act sober so to prepare yourself you started doing squats and stretching then you slapped yourself and walked in
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
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