I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
No, you can still breathe under the balls.
i wanted to be an indian when i was a child. apparently you cannot grow up to be an indian.
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
He said the first movie he ever jerked off to was Titanic because he knew "they were totally doing it in that car."
I am currently in a U-Haul truck right now. Going to a party. I hate myself.
I've come to the conclusion all of your awkward and complicated male encounters could easily be intercepted by a man town Yankee candle and a vibrator. Sleep on that tell me your thoughts in the morning. Sweet dreams.
Good, be his mentor. Like a tiny gay Yoda.
Dude...are you really going to start sexting during our friend's memorial service?
I tried smoking while wearing a horse mask, it was the worst thing I've ever smelled
I'm constantly crying, and now I start crying every time I masturbate which is a fun development.
It threw me off a little. I had to take a moment and ask myself, "Is he really fingering me in his mom's kitchen while I eat a whopper?"
Still drunk. lying on the floor just rubbing my cats nipples
Rich men love me! I remind them of their trophy wife!!!
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