i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
Pick my eyebrow is burning. I'm sitting in the back of dolows vat and listening to jolly music and wilfgang is signing and looking food. Cute kid. Home is where I go now.
what. the. fuck.
just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
dude. FULL moustache. it was like getting head from Tom Selleck
I need to move out. I just walk of shamed my way into a family breakfast party. There's no response when grandma says "where you coming from in heels at 9AM?"
Times like this, when you talk openly about Tinkerbell being your spirit animal, are times when I'm allowed to question your sexuality.
she tied the funnel to the fucking ceiling...
It's not that I even wanna fuck these guys anymore, just cuddle that's all. My conscience has never been so proud.
I'm still a bit day drunk and decided to go for a run. You may get a snapchat of me vomiting soon
I mean if you can't appreciate a good looking dick then just get out.
returning from a 6am booty call in 2 feet of snow on a Tuesday is a bold new kind of low for me
I need my daily rules like rule one don't put your dick in the vacuum cleaner
Just reintroduced tequila back into my life...so that's happening
YAS SHES BACK AND BETTER THAN EVER
I wish period tracker had a "on this day" also so i can see who i was with this day last year.
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
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