the last time I saw her she was leaving the mens bathroom and club rush with her dress inside out. typical tease.
We need to find a way to make penises more like hookahs.
His stupid grin looks like he's mid-ejaculation
Its sad we have to plan out fun a month in advance. 30 sucks.
I just saw a girl walking up the hill with a little red wagon full of booze... I want to be in her study group.
I got spanked with a cardboard tube. Apparently he used to be a percussionist. Who favored marching band tunes. It was weird.
he gets drunk and then tries to eat the lasers at the dance club
Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
The night went downhill when he lit her purse on fire and tried putting it out with vodka
I'm using the bullet from my cock ring to massage out my tmj lock jaw from giving too much head.
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
That moment when your whole family facetimed you just moments before you threw up all over the entire living room
How do I tell my hairdresser I want a hair style I saw in a porn video?
250 people in this lecture & my prof asks who already drank green beer this morning& is drunk right now. I WAS THE ONLY ONE TO RAISE MY HAND
I think I almost ran over some kid I went to high school with. Guilt factor: moderate to low.
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