Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
When you're about to leave, tell him "bye." At that point, he should say something. If he doesn't say anything, well, our drinks were free and he gets a free make out with yours truly.
New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
On the quad today: An amish choir singing something weird, and not 30 feet away 3 girls tanning topless. Definition of diversity.
I am standing at the lion i publicly humped last night. i am mortified.
so i finally decided to ask her out. she started mumbling, then she puked on me. i think i'll try again when she's sober
it tasted disgusting. but i pretty much drank it in the name of science, and free alcohol
We started a mustache riot at white castle at 4 in the morning. Will explain in detail.
I smell like hot dogs and captain morgan it's 11:20 am what is my life
How was my night? He had a picture of his mom on his night stand and he yelled "Papi like" when he came. Fuck tequila.
think before you get married my friend it's my birthday and just got done jacking off
I washed my sheets. I did out of respect for my previous and current sexual partners.
How old am I that I had to sneak a boy out of my room this morning...
Hi. I have frying pans taped to my feet. I achave to go the hospital, theyre on pretty tight. Can't feel legs bring me juice
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