4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
We were doing it doggy style, and I puked on the floor and started crying, he told me it was okay his cat would eat it... and if it would make me feel better we could do anal...
And they lived happily ever after....
new revelation: five guys for breakfast
new revelation: previous revelation not a good revelation
this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
he held my hand while i was giving him head. freud's gotta be turning over in his grave
today is my dealer's birthday. i dont know whether to give him the day off or call him saying happy birthday ill take a quarter please
it's so much work when my dad takes my car to get fixed, i had to take out the bottles, condoms, and my pipe
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
she blew me in the men's room in the restaurant. it was a french bistro, so it was okay
I hit him with a car. Nothing says I hate you more than backing into someone with a fucking car.
this is what happens when you pick a roommate a year in advance.. she ends up hating you for hooking up with for of her extended family members
We didn't have sex because he locked himself in the bathroom and passed out while he was taking a shit. I cuddled with his cat.
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
we turned the lights off and all you could see were my glow in the dark stars and his penis
Note to self: dont wear a butt plug for several hours and then go gym and try and do squats
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