if you dont talk to me in person you cant text me
he started yelling "this is my pussy" mid thrust
I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
And surprisingly enough iPhone does not have an app for Russian mail order brides.
It got to the point that I had to make flashcards with their name on the front and dick pics on the back.
Did I tell you I had a charge show up for $36 on a credit card I haven't used in 6 months from Wild Wings? It was that night we slept across the street from the bar.
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
well i fell out of the hot tub and tumbled down the hill and kicked a plant in the process.
Fucking plugged the shower with taquitos I just threw up.
He licked my mouth. I felt like I was making out with my dog.
Do you always skip to "Baby Got Back" when fat girls show up at the bar?
I just interrupted this girl giving a dude head in a parked car on the south side. Going down on your guy while you're parked in front of your house because you don't want your parents catching you is fine by me, just don't block the fire hydrant.
I could tell my life story through kermit memes
It's official. I have spent more money on weed than on textbooks this semester.
Guess it's not a good idea to try lighting a cigarette with my stove drunk, I burnt off half my bangs.
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