hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good
who is this?
jesse's little brother
Somehow I don't trust you in this state to talk to you about a colonoscopy
she keeps giving me cups of everbeer.. its everclear and beer mixed. i guess its blackout or backout time
Jesus just hopped over the fence with a rack of coors. How's your Halloween?
Scary. I thought trees were a lie and that someone ha permanently stenciled them into my life. No joke.
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
He was saying things like "cum for me like a good girl" and "put my entire python I like to call a dick in your mouth" .. Okay I might have changed that one a bit
It was like coming out my mothers vagina again in slow motion
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
Got to use the phrase "sweet pukas dude." My day is made.
So it's official...my sex life has improved since Pokemon came out...
Correction: *I* watched JoJo's Bizarre adventure while he snored asleep on me cock still fully inside me.
Can't tell if it's the drugs or science magic, but I *THINK* that mouse just turned into a squirrel.
Ok. After that I think I'm going to drag queen jello wrestling if you would care to join.
I'm sorry you had to knock him out on your birthday. But that also means I won the bet that you'd hit someone so you owe me 40. dollars
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