No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
boyfriend # 1 is in the bathroom and boyfriend # 2 is ringing the doorbell need back up this is not a drill i repeat this is not a drill
why is there a clump of hair nailed to my wall?
you described his penis as a "portable fishing pole"
I just found pizaa roll in my hair. Already been to class today
It was all cool until he grabbed my vag and started screaming: THIS IS MINE.
My nephew just told me I smell like apathy and regret. Thats the hangover I'm dealing with
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
You stopped loving me for a minute.
You sent me "Is nap," I don't think that really counts as a conversation starter.
My goal is to have my roommate find me sprawled out in the middle of my floor naked and passed out. Maybe with some Alfredo chicken hanging out of my mouth. I don't know, we'll see where this goes.
Dude. I keep thinking about how I let a man gum my vagina.
I almost had a threesome in a giant beanbag chair. I love college.
Just wore the promise ring dad gave me freshman year of high school as a fake wedding band while I bought a pregnancy test. I think it's safe to say that's not what he had in mind with that gift 14 years ago.
I ripped my favorite bra in half last night while I was undressing in a drunken rage.
What was the rage all about?
He wouldn't stop to let me get McDonald's french fries.
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