I actually just cleaned easy glide lube off my desk. My life has gone way down hill since I met you.
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
you did pass out in the elevator last night, so it could be motion sickness
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
i was trying to find the best way to say come over and have sex, without saying it.
So... on the count of three, we are going to forget last night ever happened... 1...2...3
his phone is always ringing though. It makes me feel like I'm dating a doctor who's always on call.
yeah, dating a doctor sounds much better than fucking your drug dealer.
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
I hooked up with Spider-Man on the hood of Santas car. I kept saying that he could shoot his web at me. Also I found Waldo. Overall good night.
Never thought having a box of Cheerios could get me laid. My new lucky charm hello girl in 2B
A surplus of mistakes were made and I don't know what 89% of them were.
Are these your boobs on my camera?
His mom knocked on the door during morning sex because we were being too loud...now i have to meet her for the first time
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