doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
not only are you not the girl i fell in love with, but from the looks of it, you ate her
You hit on my mom and then passed out in the kiddie pool.
Where was your thought process?
Drowning in my hangover.
110% paid for our cab with a lap dance
By this time next year I expect us to have full time jobs that we can call out of so we can day drink on beautiful days like this. Oh, and grill.
jen just told me ur idea of revenge was saluting while letting his bong float away while attached to some balloons.
Well I was thinking of taking him out for drinks then lecturing him about his drinking... kind of like an open minded intervention
We're living together and you don't know if I've seen Titanic?!
My vagina is officially offended.
Yep. The ghost of my sex life is in your house.
We need to feng shui this bitch.
Long story short I ended up getting choked out by a really hot guy in the girls bathroom at a bar last night
I just punched myself in the vagina to prove a point. Please pray for me.
Just FYI: if you happen to notice a liquid of some sort on my kitchen counter with an interesting color/ texture, don't taste it
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