Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
Ummmm the art teacher neighbor asked me to pose nude for her art class for cash.
Last night i was so high that i came home and did a taste test of every vitamin water and wrote theyre grade down on paper.
Just found a hole in my wall with your left shoe in it.
shes 19, drunk and said she has no gag reflex. im trying to decide if i have scruples
you dont
i dont
thanks for celebrating my birthday so severely 2 years ago. i just found your hospital discharge papers in my closet.
anything for my little brother.
They turned motor-boating me into some kind of sick game
Well tech shes born nov 12, but since her head was out on the 11th, she claims both days as her birthday
You might call them booze related cuts, I call it "partying so hard you sweat blood"
It's hot as dicks out. Lets get drunk on the roof and make pterodactyl sounds at people.
Walk of shaming into my apartment. No one to clap me in. Come home!
Before you jump in that vagina remember there's a reason we call her Infectonator.
Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
Your dick is the only reason I have motivation to come back to school today
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
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