i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
I think "bars open christmas minneapolis" is the saddest google search i've ever done.
he fucked me so hard my future children felt it
the owner gave me a free bottle of vodka and a 12pack of red bull if i agreed to leave. my drunken antics are finally paying off.
Because the last time i saw or spoke to him he came all over me in a hammock.
Do you remember unrolling paper towels as a blanket?
The floor and the wall just switched. I'm falling.
Theres a midget tsa agent. Just an observation
Get the cougar, get the cougar, get the cougar. Act like an injured baby deer. She will either eat you alive or nurse you back to health either way its still sex.
I have what looks like a rubber stamp mark on my cock from last night that says "Magic Marla Approved" Do we know a Marla?
He's a fucking asshole. Who gives good head. And seriously I have never seen someone less committed to hair color
I'm gonna eat more dunkaroos to cope with what's in my vagina.
Seriously bro? Indoor roman candle wars? I guess I'll never see that fucking security deposit again
I'm a lady who knows what she wants in life, and that's uncommitted dick.
If he knew how badly I want to blow him he’d stop talking about his wife
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