Houston.. we have a drinking problem..
would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
So I ate yogurt with the back of my toothbrush. I feel like I've officially been initiated into college.
Please do NOT set off the smoke alarm when I am tied to the bed like this...
Nothing like moscato in your sinuses tobmake your night complete
I am about to embark upon a south Boston wedding....
Hydrate.
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
Well, she yelled at the stripper that she couldn't lick whipped cream off his nipples because she is lactose intolerant.
Those nachos came to me in a dream
He brought over a bottle of tequila and a box of donuts with the Plan B, so I guess you could say things are getting pretty serious.
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
I don’t mind that he’s uncircumcised. It’s the fact that he talks about the Bible immediately after we have sex .
You chugged Absolut from a beer bong. Why WOULDN'T you be a champion?
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
Randomize
