So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
handjob tips. give me some.
She took off her pants and it was like seeing an old friend.
I decided to follow my clitoris instead of my heart.
Update: I just puked into a sock. It was the only thing available at the time. Why I happened to be holding a sock, we may never know.
The amount of my urine my roommate has consumed after I found out he's been eating my food almost offsets how angry I am
i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
You threw a shot glass at the bartender and still managed to convince him to let us drink more. You are my hero.
I think there's an ice cream truck out back, but there's no way I can get pants on in time to catch it
I guess I look like the kind of girl who would buy edible, weed-infused lube.
I just walked out of the side door of the bar to come in the front door so no one would know I've been here drinking before our work meeting.
the only decorations on the Christmas tree were twinkle lights, condoms, and empty natty cans. I do love a classy holiday party
Do I have to cook for the potluck? Can I just bring a costco size bottle of Vodka?
It was pretty awesome. I drank out of a stein and attempted to dance to dubstep with some older guys in leiderhosen.
I thought I was at a rave until the paramedics started chasing me. You win again tequila.
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