Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
I just hope my dad was drunk enough to not remember the whole convo we had about anal.
my penis was classy and tasteful, i don't know what her problem was.
I just had sex in the back of an ambulance. Call me.
my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
So i forgot that my head is completely wrapped in gauze, and tried to do the "come hither" look. He think's i'm brain damaged
I'm drinking screwdrivers in the pool naked. Call 911 if I don't check in regularly
Glad we went casual last night, made my 1pm walk of shame through Walmart a little less obvious
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
didn't realize her mom was home while we were fucking, but she's oddly okay with it. she made us food afterwards. but then kept talking about having grand kids the whole time. is it time to bail?
k. The important thing is we are going out. You are stones. I am mildly hallucenating.
On the upside I'm hairless from the waist down. On the downside, I just chemically burned my labia
He fingered me in a Waffle House bathroom and then stole a traffic cone. Is this love that I'm feeling?
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