Just woke up and stopped at the WaWa in Virginia. Had major morning wood and didn't try to hide it when walking around. So many awkward stares.
the trash is collected at 5:50 on mondays. i was up puking all night and heard them
her facebook's as public as her vagina
we'll go far in life on tits alone.
i think of them as a grilled chicken salad and a fried chicken biscuit. obviously Amy is better for me, but when i'm eating her all i can think about is how much better the blonde must taste.
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
So can you tell me who's underwear is on the cat?
Trying to convince my mother to let me take some of my sisters Lortab to sell is not going well
I'm so sick
I would imagine. You did most of your drinking for brazil last night.
That and I think I got food poisoning from sharing nachos with that homeless guy..
I have random bruises including my spine and visible bite marks on my neck. Thanksgiving car sex accomplished.
The convent might be a nice break from real life
I'm covered in glow paint and shame. I'm never leaving this country
sorry bout the carpet, but you DID call it "blackout punch" not "don't vom on my floor punch"
It took like and hour to get him in me and then he came in like 2min. Size aint everything
Sorry. Im too sleepy to penis.
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