There was a lot of him and a little penis
I'm wayyy too drunk to be in a parade right now
For future reference, even the most well-intentioned game of whiskey pong is a terrible idea.
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
The kids I taught this morning even knew i was drunk. One of them even said, and I quote, "You smell like my dad after he goes bowling."
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
Dude next time u fuck on our counters will u please let me know BEFORE I make lunch.
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
That accounts for only three of the penises
Do you deliver to the black dark pit where I am? I think it's called.... The toilet? Right next to hell...
I like dinosaurs. I like penises. It's kind of a win win
So he just rolled you off his dick and fell on the floor?
I'm in the woods tripping balls the water is rising why don't you answer me
Pretty sure my parents just hear me get off from the living room but I feel like they should be proud that I did it without a man honestly.
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