i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
well look at the bright side
maybe you can be on an episode of "I Didn't Know I Was Pregnant"
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
My mom make sausages for dinner...and all I could think of was your dog's penis..
apparently the dude across the street has been dead for like a month. now I feel bad about pissing on his lawn
She threw up in my garbage can last night and walked home with it this morning so she could clean it out...
She is dropping it off on the way to the bar at 7.
Drunk you is everything I aspire to be in life.
you're being stingy. if you didnt want people to have sex on your couch, you shouldve specifically said so.
The sign say "Kereoke" strip bar. 5 more beers and ill be ready to rumble.
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
Definitely broke my toe and messed up my knee walking back. Drink hitch hiking should never happen again.
Is it too early in the day to ask a nipple-related question?
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
Here's a concept though: eating pasta while getting laid
Woke up. Found about 20 condoms upstairs. A hole in the couch. Bread on the floor. Going back to sleep.
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