Dibs on passing out in front of the toilet.
Judging by what's in the bathroom right now, I see you graced us with your presence last night.
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
Exactly how low is masturbating to your cute professor's lecture videos?
there was a sad and surprising lack of "did strippers and blow" in that sentence
Can an epipen be used as a tranquilizer ?
I told her my hands were paint brushes and her vagina was my canvas
Just retrieve me from the bathroom floor when you're done
If you're wondering why you have playpen balls it's because we stopped at chuckie cheese on the way home.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
I thought adderall would sober me up, but it did NOT.
Have 7 min to kill while I wait for liquor store to open. Feels really awkward.
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
If Dr Phil has taught me anything about myself, it’s that I can seriously relate to those women who fake their pregnancies.
Oh btw, ur tongue should count as a second cock it's that good
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