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I could be a Disney star with the amount of nude photos of mine that get leaked.
Her sex list was a LOT longer than mine. She tried to justify it by saying '4 of those don't count because they were in the gang bang'.
His sex texting was like a step by step guide to the most boring sex ever...
It's like God knew that was my ex's best friend and punished me. I've never vomited that much in my life.
Don't worry. I has chaperone.
Everyone makes mistakes, yours just means you will forever be known as the chick that tried to steal a cheese plate from the funeral.
Don't get me wrong, the sex itself is amazing, but I don't think I will EVER get used to her habit of singing lines Jesus christ super star when she is about to cum.
there's a girl on facebook trying to buy me a pizza. I can't say no... right?
Sorry I just took 4 pills about 20 minutes ago so I'm feeling like a claw machine like people tell me were I need to go and what to do and I'm just like yes sir so I get the teddy bear but I set it on fire and it's kinda black on one side and there might be smoke coming off it.
You are the ghost of drunk bitches past, present, and future.
I had to bail out of the tour de Franzia because I have class Saturday morning. Grad school is ruining my life
She threw my purse across the room almost broke a lamp and this all started bc she forgot what an air mattress was
I feel like everything in my life has been preparing me for my future sex robot experience
You’re so close!!!
I feel like I haven't slapped your ass in years. This will be awesome.
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