i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
i found the one person in the world who takes longer to cum than i do... mutual dissatisfaction is probably not the best foundation for a relationship.
Remeber when I drunkenly made out with him this summer while he was getting bitched at by his girlfriend on the phone? Yeah, neither do I. But I'm pretty sure that same thing happened again last night.
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
And leave it to John to ask the cabby to make a Porno in his cab
Just make sure my intervention has a theme...
Watching the wiggles while tripping on acid is the scariest fucking thing of all time
I always thought The Big Bang Theory wasa terrible show but that was before it came with blowjobs and pizza.
the bandages come off on Tuesday. we can try out my new breasts then.
I might attempt to pee into a cup while driving. I'll let you know how it goes.
Considering we almost incited a riot on behalf of LGBT rights I have to say that was the best time for our moral compass to turn south.
I'm mainly pissed because I shaved fucking EVERYTHING for this. WITH SHAVING CREAM. Men do not appreciate how rarely that happens.
I am sweating Crown. It all went wrong when the ratio hit 50-50
He made me spaghetti, gave me wine and I fucked him on the floor, Is that a fair trade of services to you?
I just had 3 numbers I don't know text me and remind me I am to attend AA on monday. Im gonna say it was a good night.
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