The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
I just made out with a guy for $7.
p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
I love Welcome Back Week...No I wont accept your god but i will accept that hot dog
Girl farted next to me in class and then denied my high five
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
He has to watch his girlfriends kitten. Even when she is in Vegas, her pussy keeps him from getting into mine.
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
I'm mumbling to people and trying not to accidentally shit my pants
I just sneezed weed. Kinda wanna try to smoke it.
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
Also, do you think i could get away with finishing my vodka cranberry from last night at work if i put orange juice in it? Serious question.
just chugging fertility tea and vodka, no big deal.
HAMMERED.. I made a peanut butter and jelly sandwich with toilet paper instead of bread...
There. There is gum on my butt cheek IT IS NOT MINE
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