Oh My! A car just drove by me a splashed me with a wave of water. I am drenched and soaking wet!
I am sorry--all I heard is that you are wet.
She might as well just lie down with one of those red "Easy Buttons" next to her
im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
maddie and i have invented a community puke bowl. explanation later
No idea. I woke up in the middle of the night to you drooling and gnawing on my arm. Then you rolled over, punched the air 4 times, then proceeded to talk about your hair in your sleep.
I think I just cured my dogs munchies
She is currently drunk and caressing my professor's face with one hand.
I'm worried because he hasn't removed it.
Yes she was blowing me but I couldnt see her face. The only light was from the sparklers she asked me to hold. I love 4th of July.
Let's play another riveting game of "Whose boxers are hanging on my fence?"
Lol he touched my butt after his grad party and a shooting star went by. No kidding. My ass is mystical.
Just took physics exam. I think this is one of those 'chuck it in the fuck-it bucket and become an art major' days
The only way he could ever pleasure me is if he lit himself on fire and let me watch
Man, that hitchhiker cursed me.
if you're wondering why I texted you some girl's name at 4 am it's because you wanted to Facebook stalk the girl who gave that Irish guy we met at the Chinese food place her license and said 'call me'
There's nothing classy about a pregnant girl at a frat party...remember that.
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