nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
I was doing the dishes wondering what was with all the tiny little cups, but then I remembered that some people drink things other than huge mixed drinks and big cups of water the next day.
You know, it's scary to think that someday I might buy a pregnancy test with pride, not at 2am...
We just got really drunk and bought toilet paper. Successful Monday.
You're just telling me nice things because you came in my eye.
I'm crying, drinking alone and applying for jobs tonight. I figure the alcohol will lower my job standards.
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
Would you have sex with a guy wearing a Batman mask?
It's all hypothetical, I don't have a Batman mask... yet...
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
Right now, millions of people are waking up to get ready for work, start their day, and be productive members of society. I just found a 40 stashed in my fridge. I'm getting daybreak drunk. Zero fucks are given.
Isn't being unemployed beautiful sometimes?
Your brother slept on my deck. There was a key under the mat. Relapse party success.
Well ill be drunk so just come find me. Its like where in the world is Joey San Diego
So, just saw a lady hysterically sobbing in a Walmart at 3 AM. Someone's not having a happy mother's day.
HE BEAT A GUY WITH NOTHING BUT RAZZLE DAZZLE AND HIS FABULOUSNESS
I'm still alive btw, in case you were worried about my well being.
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