Just checked my missed calls... why did you call me 37 times from 2:14 to 3:58?
Is it because I queefed?
dude sorry but u no that when a guys 'likes' ur pic on facebook it only means he was just jacking off to it.
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
I think he may have overheard our "how much coke would you fuck me for" conversation last night...
Had a speaker in class today. She asked whats the first question when you see someone pregnant. I said whos the father? She was looking for "is it a boy or a girl?"
No, my body just knows its the weekend and wants to rage. Very different from alcoholism
You're telling me you've never sent a picture of your cock to a girl and then were all like "Oops, sorry, wrong person! By the way...You like?"
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
we're a generation of lazy underachieving stoners and uncreative overachieving automatons. you're golden
Mother fucker, I knew it was bad when you tried making out with my car window
At least is you came to Milwaukee to visit me you'd get the best mind blowing sex of your life and free wifi. Who doesn't want free wifi!
Word to the wise, never look up your hot young doctors on Facebook before you're discharged. You will find things and no longer be able to take them seriously.
I think next time I give head I'm gonna try making the chewbacca noise.
I look forward to it
We get up to three toppings. Dignity is not one of them.
Randomize
