THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
high. he's playing 'oops i did it again' on the ukelele. is this real life?
Walking back from greek row alone at 3:30am in a child's kangaroo suit...not my proudest moment
I had no where to run... The dumpster sounded like a good idea at the time
I am burnt. Have a black eye. Face dove into the grass and got pissed on. Time of my life. God Bless the USA.
Ive seen him cuddling a giant inflatable seahorse. Nothing could be creepier than that.
Um yeah. I just puked. And found your contact.
I just hit myself in the face while taking off my shirt. I could never be a stripper.
There's holes in the drywall and the beer pong table is a broken door on two barstools. You know they like to party.
We poured some Korbel out for our homie Dick Clark.
Then me, her, and her mom snorted tequila. The bartender was in shock.
Three Asian guys got on the elevator with a handle of Hennessey and a sleeping bag. This is not the start of a joke.
She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
let your parents know i'm sorry i ran around the house pretending their metal detector was a "booze detector"
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