It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
Lesson Learned this Week... If it seems too good to be true he is probably just trying to get you pregnant.
Dude, didnt you only know that guy for a month and he is demanding offspring?
Apparently, at this age my womb is an early conversation
I think I should just go up to him and say, "before I invest time in this could I just take a look at your penis?"
I still think it's messed up that you're naming your kids after all the guys you slept with in college
He just walked into my room in a robe with a cooking pot of cereal.
New term. "Find a husband" fridays. It's like thirsty thursdays, but with a dowry.
Yeah but I get laid and I know. He drank toilet water last night and he doesn't know about that either. Still makes me happy though.
She called my landing strip a "vagina mohawk"....
Lesbians are weird.
'lets look at pictures of your friend's new baby' was probably the worst post-sex idea we've ever had
SHUN THE NONBELIEVERS. THUS SAYS THE NIPPLE LORD
I was thirsty after the sex and it was a long trek back to res so naturally I stole chocolate milk from his fridge as I left
Just spent 10 minutes washing away my own puke. This gas station lady loves me.
This ice cream is 10x better than the sex I had yesterday
Shit happens dude.
Shit doesn't just HAPPEN on the kitchen floor you asshole.
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