are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
I'm going to save the lime from my McDonald's salad to use in my Corona later tonight.
and he thought i came like four times in 2 mins. my leg just kept cramping up
Ive never seen someone more dtf than a soaking wet drunk girl who stumbles into your backyard.
Dude, we totally smoked up inside a church organ last night. Add this to the epic list.
Yeah he kicked my ass... He probably wouldnt have hit me as hard though if I wasnt lauging and yelling " I fucked your sister I fucked your sister" over and over again.
Booyah. Found 8000 pesos in my closet and that's apparently 608 US dollars
I was told u were the one who could explain to me why i woke up in the running shower, still in my dress and heels
The last thing I remember is stabbing him with his diabetes medicine
he was grinding on you and dedicated the song "I'm in Love With a Stripper" to you then started taking his own clothes off
False alarm I know hes alive because when i tried shaking him awake he pissed his pants and rolled over..
I miss the days of selfishly blowing a load in the condom without her knowing and acting all like "we shouldn't do this" so she would get dressed and leave.
I just laughed so hard that my back cracked so hard that I thought I was cumming. Magic
that guy was staring at your tits.
nah, more like they were staring at him, and his girlfriend, and her less than adequate bosom. they pitied the fool.
point taken, oh mistress of the bosoms.
he tied his pants around my leg to stop the bleeding... i think he just wanted a good excuse to take his pants off
well did it work?
it was a success in both ways.
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