I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
I feel like i got beat with a pillowcase full of tequila shots.
Since you haven't talked to me since the rancid whipped cream fiasco, I'm going to assume we are no longer hooking up. But I need my handcuffs back. ASAP.
Sorry I never got back to you, I ended up at a party with pot ice cream, pot apple cider, and hash vegetable oil.
I'm mad at him and disappointed with you. It's like I put a bunch of effort into a PowerPoint of "what not to do with Zach" to show you and the first bullet point was "do not love him" and you're just disregarding all my effort and friendship.
I have to make mistakes myself to learn from them
FUCK YOU I AM MAKING A POWERPOINT
On a scale of zero to "unmitigated disaster," how drunk is he?
Ive fucked up. im like a feral dog rabidly chasing an infrequent dream amidst a cataclysm of disaster
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
you fail at everything in life besides blacking out
Never play truth or dare with a girl who carries a dildo in her purse. I'll never go to a Denny's again.
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
He nicknamed his dick "the fountain of youth" I think it's time to move on...
She yelled “outlaw country” right before we heard the police siren
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