When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
I am so hungover and cant move but craving a Wendys frosty so bad. I might have to watch 2 girls 1 cup just to settle the urge
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
I kno. She bruised her chin trying to swim thru the hardwood floor.
I just headbutted my cat because he was trying to eat my bacon.
I want to be done crawling through windows but the sex is too good to stop...but I'm running out of excuses for where the bruises on my legs are coming from.
Aww. I feel like I need to kill a puppy just to make room in the world for how cute you are right now
Are we really going to sext in Pokemon battle fashion?
I got dressed on his front steps, peed on his neighbors lawn, then did a shoeless walk of shame home at 5am...
Yeah I'm just gonna shower and drink a gallon of coffee and drunkenly write my research paper. It'll be fine
a guy messaged me on POF to ask if I knew of any places that were hiring. And was being completely deadass serious. I'm so done
As long as there is beach, drink, dick, in that order. I’m in.
You talk the same way I hallucinate.
They stopped fighting to partake in M&Ms and porn.
Randomize