gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
My mouth tastes like defeat. Did he at least have money?
My husband just tried to seduce me by saying we can do it doggystyle so you can watch tv
how to cook rice: 1. put random amount of rice and water in a pot 2. have sex on the kitchen floor. when you are done having sex the rice is ready
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
ya i looked horrible drunk and pregnant isn't a good combination
He told me that a camel appeared out of nowhere and it told him to quit smoking...
Is it wrong that I want to take the baby bump in her facebook pictures as "meal-ticket"?
drunk guy next to me on the train just tried to share his pizza with me
he just tried to feed it to me...i love new york
This football player keeps talking about his drunk dad. I think he may start crying. Does this deserve a roll tide?
I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.
You did a body shot out of her belly button with a bendy straw.
Can you please stop having such an active social life? I'm tryna get fucked over here
So the door man at the local dispensary started giving me motivational talks about my beard...
Do you ever just admire your boobs?
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