So how Liz Lemon is this? I bring a boy home, we get in bed, and I realize there's a lean pocket wrapper in the sheets.
Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
Ikea night.
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Insert tab A into swedish slot B
you just love her because she lets you bang her with fruits and veggies!
I didnt realize my nipple ring fell out until he coughed it up.
drunk waterpark is besst waterpark.
Um...any recollection of peeing in the pantry
From one hot mess to another... Get it together.
not a day goes by that I don't wish you were here or I there. Today it was because I had the desire to get high and go look at the jellyfish at the aquarium and you're the perfect buddy for that.
You know you can't live off of vodka and pizza rolls forever
I'VE ALREADY MADE MY CHOICE
He peed my bed and tried to say it was just the wine. The red wine. On white sheets. He's not a good liar.
This is why we can never be together. Well that and we r married to other ppl but that's very minor detail compared to the coffee issue
Thx for last night. I've never had so much fun while being told my life decisions are questionable at best.
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
Didn't think I'd be dancing with the Power Rangers but here I am
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