Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
Remember ______, girl, blonde, one of my roommates the first year of ________?
Yeah we hooked up in the top bunk bed while simultaneously having a conversation with u, so yeah, I remember her
She's in the bathroom crying cuz she can't get the condom out of her giner. Do you have tongs?
I felt weird they were both staring at me waiting for the scoop on how your vagina felt.
It's sore actually
as nice as a boyfriend sounds, a relationship would require morals and self-restraint - both fields in which i lack.
momma always taught us never to change for a boy..
You act like this is the first time i've fingered two 17 year olds at the same time
I remember seeing LSAT prep books and thinking "Whose room is this? I should be hooking up with them instead."
Last I saw him was around 10 this morning. He was passed out on the porch with his head under the barbeque cover and there were cups of orange juice around him as well as loose tobacco spread everywhere. Good luck getting a hold of him.
I feel like I just lived out a children's book called "The Day I Went to Law School Stoned"
So if I tell her fire is hot and it will burn her... she's probably just going to keep throwing her vagina at it huh?
All I remember is folk music and a lot of drugs. I am never going "on an adventure" with you again
I'm going to assume that "the army of generous folk dancers" is no longer a goal you are willing to fulfill
i love how you just walk into that dealer's house every time without knocking, yet you don't even know his name
SINCE WHEN WAS USING A FROZEN WATER BOTTLE ATTACHED TO A ROPE AS A THROWING WEAPON A GOOD IDEA??
I was gonna make a strong case for you to be my midnight kiss, but poptarts sound good too
As you were leaving you yelled at the owners that the stairs weren't suitable for "intoxacapated" people and promptly fell down them.
So I WAS right.
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