on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?
I didn't know it was possible to make picking up dog shit look sexy.
She did the bend and snap...
True as that may be, are you coming to the birth of my imaginary child or not?
I'm silent, like a masturbating ninja.
True life. I have to get a nose job due to a deviated septum from blowing coke. Thank you college.
also, add "teaching boys to sext" to my charity work
Well who could blame her. I would run away from me if I could.
I was paranoid that someone would jizz in my hair while I had the cucumbers over my eyes. Super-High Spa Day didnt work out.
Dude, we tried to feed you but you just started sobbing and ran away
THEY HAVE BEEN GOING AT IT FOR 2 HOURS AND I HEAR THEM BANGING THIS IS BULLSHIT
"suitors" is just a nice way of her saying "the guys i'm fucking"
Sorry you uh had to see that last night. That's the problem with open fields, no privacy...
You mentioned his name and i threw up a little.
Right before he dumped me... he got a really ugly pair of pants. They were twill pants. A pinkish color. When I'm sad... I picture him in them. It makes me smile.
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