he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
I want a gay best friend. or apple sauce either one is fine with me
not only did i climb through the window at 4 am but here i am 4 hours later for my interview at the mall and i'm staring in the dark pet store barking at puppies
Hahaha. I am actually really tight for having a kid. Like really really tight.
She got all mad because she said it was "unprofessional" to tell my manager to go fist herself.
Needing to keep one leg on the floor during sex so you dont spin should qualify for some kind of drunk award.
I think I will be cutting those pills in half...Jesus just tried to sell me a toothbrush.
Also, I found out tonight a major plus for being female is you can accidentally call the hot bartender sweet tits and she won't get mad.
By the third Id pass back i figured the bouncer had fucked one of us.
I FINALLY HAVE A REASON TO DYE MY PUBES BLUE!!!
I'm facebook/twitter stalking the guy I just slept with as he's passed out next to me. What a time to be alive...
Funny how the post-sex UTI lasted longer than the entire relationship.
I fucked her on her ex's Yankee sheets while she was wearing an Ortiz jersey...of course she gets to meet my mother
That awkward moment when you realize you've been secretly blackout dating someone for three months. Drunk me is in a committed relationship.
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