Sarah, plain, and tall I adore you
he said i was weird because i want to have sex in public places.
i dont think thats weird i think thats fun
i forgot to tell you, he fell asleep outside my house again last night, but im weird
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
I don't care. He smelled like a fucking chilli cookoff
This hangover is way worse than all my relationships
He is in the front yard trying to catch birds out of the air with a fishing net.
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
Nothing like a 3am firealarm to kick a booty call out...
Just hook me up with your dad already stop being selfish
Doors open. I'm laying in bed watching caddy shack and drinking a vodka tonic.
And I'm out of vodka so bring vodka or 2013 will blow ass
the girl whose rug I peed on is here
Turns out the dorm toilet can't take a punch. Gonna be a long year without Mexican food.
Started mixing booze directly into the 2 liters and carrying them around. Mixing less often, and now kind of weightlifting,so double effecient.
My mom's yelling at me for being a whore and my dad's quizzing me on how to drive in winter weather....I'm home!
You ripped his router out of the wall and screamed "I have defeated the matrix"
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