I'm getting very good at recycling my hook ups. So even though i'm having more sex... I'm the same amount of slutty.
Yes! I like to call that picking from the buffet!
I just shaved my vag with a razor my dad left when he was here a few months ago. Too hungover to think about the Freudian connotations
she's sitting here naked with heels and a taco.
these girls were driving down the road screaming "SHOT!!" out the windows and pelting potatoes at passerby.
i got hit in the ear.
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
We can do this. We've been drunk at a gay bar, we will not be taken down by a Tuesday.
Lets have the type of night where its 5am and one of us has definitely punched someone who has been on a Disney Channel show.
For Halloween this year I'm going to paint myself in gold, wear a golden toga and sash saying " cunt goddess"
I need to go back to work. I've had so much sex since the shutdown started. last night we tried and a little flag came out saying "nothing is left in here try a week later"
Where does drinking Flat, warm beer from two days ago rank of the No Fucks Given scale?
I feel worse lying to the guy I hooked up with than I actually do for cheating on my bf
I know we're not on great terms here, but I need to know if you're still available for sexual activity...cause if not I need to get going on a work-out plan.
you asked if you could borrow my vagina for the night
I think my brain is throwing up inside my head. How do you live like this?
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