A good Q tip ear swabbing is better than bad sex.
he told me not be awkward when his girlfriend comes tomorrow. and then he made out with me
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
How do I put "special brownies" into Weight Watchers?
i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.
id like to know how you successfully locked me in your backseat last night
So it looks like you may be an uncle real soon. Don't ask how I feel about it and don't text me back.
i am way too old to be getting fingered at work
help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
How would one go about tricking someone into chugging an entire bottle of tequila?
Its really bad when you fall asleep at a stop light outside the hotel and you wake up to a small spanish limo driver knocking on your window to tell you it's a green light
Remember my theory about how the universe perfectly unfolds to fuck me? Well, it's at work right now
I found him. We're on the way back to the condo. He was sitting in the lifeguard stand letting people passing by take pictures of his nipples for a buck each..he made 15 dollars
I take back all of the insults I've ever said toward those money makers
I was supremely disappointed in the lack of dick and doughnuts in my life last week.
he had a bulletproof vest and a pocket full of lollipops! how was i suppose to say no.
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