it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
she told me i tasted like america
It's been a long time since I felt this bad on a Monday... and for that, I thank you.
just walk of shamed past a man riding a bike. RIDING A BIKE. what a wholesome life he must lead.
I saw Nicolas Cage's face in the moon. Those were good shrooms.
I dont even think your gonna like what I got you for christmas. If not we can take it back and get drugs.
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
Weird thing is that's not the first time I've been felt up by a Santa. Happens every year
Operation terrify all men while simultaneously make them fall in love with me is going quite swimmingly so far
I think you're overestimating how drunk I was
You said your pillow felt like the ocean...
Fuck the walk of shame. I make this shit glorious.
The fact that you arent wearing shoes probably just adds to the classiness
Condom wrapper stuck to my shirt ups the anty
Can you explain to me why I showed my boobs to the firemen to get free beer?
Kinda thinking about going to my moms wedding high
That’s the third time this month he’s hooked up with a girl by telling her it’s his bachelor party, and he’s not even dating a chick let alone engaged.
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