He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
It's barely 9 am & I've already had an ice cube IN my vagina
Can we just ponder our lives for a second.
No I think my brain may implode in a puff of cocaine and sparkles.
it's a drink the shower water kind of morning ...
Do what? I was just saying that at some point there's a chance I'll have a boner. Think of it like a guessing game. "Does he have one now?"
Just casually ripping a bowl in the chicken coop, with the chickens. NBD
I just gave a bum a ride back to his bench. Columbus is weird but I like it.
Wat day did I have sex in my sleep? I just made a Dr appt for Friday and I want to talk to her about it
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
Package arrived for me from the gf while she's on vacation..under the bed bondage kit and new lingerie...my boner could drive to the airport
He has started theming his dick pics. I have one he sent his duck has a sombrero on. Another a Barbie is riding it.
alright well Taco Bell Closes at 12 so you better pray to god she's asleep by then or I'm running in your house butt ass naked with a bag of tacos
listen i get youre a daddy dom but that doesnt give you a pass to make dad jokes
lets face it, we have a liquor cabinet with a designated chocolate shelf
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